Status update:
☐ Productive
☐ Focused
☐ Thriving
☑ Currently Avoiding Everything
This tee perfectly captures the energy of modern adulthood.
Whether you're avoiding emails, chores, phone calls, difficult conversations, or that one task you've been putting off for three weeks, this shirt says what everyone is already thinking.
Comfortable enough for lounging.
Accurate enough to feel personally attacked.
Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors; heather/antique blends vary for softness and stretch
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz fabric for breathable, year-round wear
- Semi-fitted cut that drapes without clinging
- Durable construction: double-needle hems and side seams resist stretching
- Neck and shoulder tape plus tear-away label for comfort and lasting shape
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
Status update:
☐ Productive
☐ Focused
☐ Thriving
☑ Currently Avoiding Everything
This tee perfectly captures the energy of modern adulthood.
Whether you're avoiding emails, chores, phone calls, difficult conversations, or that one task you've been putting off for three weeks, this shirt says what everyone is already thinking.
Comfortable enough for lounging.
Accurate enough to feel personally attacked.
Product features
- 100% cotton for solid colors; heather/antique blends vary for softness and stretch
- Medium-weight 5.3 oz fabric for breathable, year-round wear
- Semi-fitted cut that drapes without clinging
- Durable construction: double-needle hems and side seams resist stretching
- Neck and shoulder tape plus tear-away label for comfort and lasting shape
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
