Status update:
☐ Productive
☐ Focused
☐ Thriving
☑ Currently Avoiding Everything
This tee perfectly captures the energy of modern adulthood.
Whether you're avoiding emails, chores, phone calls, difficult conversations, or that one task you've been putting off for three weeks, this shirt says what everyone is already thinking.
Comfortable enough for lounging.
Accurate enough to feel personally attacked.
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (solid colors) — lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs true to size; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Status update:
☐ Productive
☐ Focused
☐ Thriving
☑ Currently Avoiding Everything
This tee perfectly captures the energy of modern adulthood.
Whether you're avoiding emails, chores, phone calls, difficult conversations, or that one task you've been putting off for three weeks, this shirt says what everyone is already thinking.
Comfortable enough for lounging.
Accurate enough to feel personally attacked.
Product features
- 100% ringspun cotton (solid colors) — lightweight 4.5 oz fabric for breathable comfort
- Semi-fitted cut with side seams and shoulder tape to retain shape
- Durable double-needle sleeve and bottom hem for long-lasting wear
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Runs true to size; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: medium
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
